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  1. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    "Oi, Johnny Boy!" shouted Tib over the din. "Fuck off Tib, I told you not to call me that. It's [[INSERT RANK HER CONRAD]] Johnny Walker to you, you damn scoundrel," scowled Johnny, "What the hell do you want?" "Do you even have to ask? You know I want one of those sweet, sweet M41...
  2. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    "Way above my pay grade. I've heard about these guys, I'd rather be on their good side," Tib whispered back, leaning in towards Wilhelm, "You know me, I hate authority but this guy? He fucking scares me. I'd rather fire my lascannon alone in the middle of the road at at incoming warbuggu than...
  3. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    "Aye aye sarge," drawled Tib with a small smirk as he put out his death stick. Tech, outside of weapons, wasn't really his thing but hey, how hard could the vox be? I mean, no harder than training right? "Lieutenant Rancher, come in Lieutenant Rancher. This is Private Tiberius Girard from...
  4. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    Motioning towards the squad medic, Tib unstraps his lascannon and sits down in an available seat in the Chimera waiting for the squad's next move.
  5. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    Tib nods at the Lieutenant before propping the unconscious pilot in a vacant seat. He wasn't particularly a fan of individuals with such a lofty rank and title, but he was quite impressed with their weaponry and generally gruff looking exterior. He quietly observed in case things went sideways.
  6. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    "Got it Wilhelm," responded Tib as he fireman carried the unconscious pilot to the opened doors of the Chimera. "Let me know if yall still need help and I'll jog back over."
  7. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    "Off, messy," Tib grimaced as he pushed the top half of one of the pilots to the floor. "Willhelm, grab his other arm and we can drag him out of here. I can hoist him over my shoulders once we get out of the cramped cockpit." (S 35 vs 6 to drag pilot)
  8. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    "Will do Sarge, let's get goin' Wilhelm!" Tib stated firmly as he slapped his lascannon to his back and leaped out the back hatch with urgency.
  9. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    Determined to get a final killshot, Tib took aim with the heavy stubber and opened up on the dented warbuggy. "DIE GREENSKINS! You won't get anything from us!" All he really wanted was another solid kill on a Warbuggy. (BS 46 vs 1; dmg: 18, 18, 14, 16, 16; pen 12)
  10. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    Tib growls and opens up on the dented warbuggy determined not to be out done by the other chimeras. Gotta get more killmarks for this Chimera, right? Those more tech savy individuals could deal with that shuttle thing. Doing intelligent tinkering really wasn't his strong suit. (46 + 10 inspire -...
  11. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    Hearing the big shoota rounds slam into the ground around them, made Tib turn his turret to the source. While slightly out of range, he fired the heavy stubber at the nearest warbuggy. (BS 46 - 10 range - 10 vehicle = 26 vs 6; 3 DoS; success; 3 + 3 DOS = 6 pen; dmg: 2+4=6, 5+4=9; 8+4=12). "No...
  12. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    Tib grunted in agreement as he opened up on the unsuspecting ork and gretchin, ready to blast a few more. (BS 46-10+30=66 vs 9 roll; 6 successes; 3+6 DoS = 9 pen; dmg: 6+4=10, 1+4=5, 2+4=6, 5+4=9, 6+4=10, 3+4=7)
  13. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    "Take this you sorry sonsabitches! I won't let you get around us!" barked Tib as he open-fired with the heavy stubber on the group of 2 gretchin and 1 runtherd. (BS 46-10 = 36 vs 15 roll; 3 successes; pen 3+ 3 successes = 6; dmg 1d10+4; 10+4 = 14, 2+4=6, 3+4=7; Righteous Fury 1d5 = 2)
  14. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    "Aye aye, sarge!" Tib glided in behind the controls of the heavy stubber with glee and sets his lascannon behind the seat where it won't twack the other members of the squad in the head. "POINT ME TO THE ORKS, RALLEY! I'M READY TO MOW ME SOME GREEN WEEDS!" he shouted with unbridled glee.
  15. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    Tib slapped his lascannon onto his back holster and scrambled into the back of the Chimera, "Yes ma'am. I'm in. Let's finish frying some orks," he chuckled with glee from smacking the warbuggy. Sure it didn't destroy the vehicle, but it looked like a damn good shot rhis name wasn't Tiberiuus...
  16. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    "Damn! Let's try that one again." Tib braced his lascannon and fires a second shot at the warbuggy at 120m. (BS 46 vs 12 roll)
  17. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    "Incoming orks 150m out in front of us!" barked Tib as he took a few steps away from the moving Chimera. He lifted his man-portable lascannon and fired at the closest warbuggy. (BS 79 vs 46)
  18. Tex

    The 1337th New Texas Abyssal Fists

    "Well, looks like we're in the shit!" shouted Tib, a fairly built farmboy with the scarce remains of a farmer's tan. Private Tiberius Girard, more colloquially known as Tib, ran a hand through his short black hair and down to his trimmed matching beard. His hand absent-mindedly stroked his...
  19. Tex

    KS Update Not an April Fool's Joke

    This update is not an April Fool's Joke! In it we discuss expanding our sales locations, upcoming conventions, the campaign, and a cool project we found! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/itsneverdarkenough/shattered-a-dark-steampunk-tabletop-rpg/posts/2466896
  20. Tex

    Vampire Talents

    @Nickodemus check your PMs.
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